There are obviously many reasons why you shouldn’t play golf. Here are a couple relevant ones for me:
1. It takes ages.
2. It’s ridiculously frustrating.
3. Other sports provide better exercise.
Now you, as the crazy golf enthusiast you are, think I’m stupid because I don’t understand the beauty of the game. But you’re wrong, because I do. Golf can be very relaxing, rewarding, exciting and challenging (in a good way). It’s a great setting to talk about business deals or life in general and it’s a wonderful feeling to have a beer on the “19th hole” after you’ve lugged yourself and your clubs around for 5 hours.