Looking for book reviewers

(Yes, it’s an adorable kitten reading a book. All to get your attention.)

How do you market a book without reviews or testimonials? The answer is you don’t. Book reviews sell books, there’s no question about it. And for indie authors reviews are an even more important tool, because some e-book marketing sites won’t even accept an ad if the book has less than 4.0 stars out of 5 in average (I find this rule very strange), so without reviews or with a poor review average you will have little chance to get your writing out to a wider audience.

This is why I’m asking for your help. I’m looking for book reviewers for my stories, most importantly Hollywood Ass. which was recently published on Amazon Kindle.

So, I will offer you free copies of my books, either Hollywood Ass. or The Wake-Up Call in return for a review on your blog or Amazon site of your choice.

If you’re interested in reviewing either of the books (or my free short stories A Killer Date or The Development Talk) please write a comment on this post or send me an e-mail to jonaswrites_at_gmail.com (“_at_” equals @).

I have a selected number of print copies that I will send to you who can motivate why you should get a print copy instead of a file or a download link. I’ll even sign them 🙂

Hollywood Ass. print version: Print UKPrint US.

Links for Hollywood Ass kindle version: USUKDEFRESITJPCABR.

Blood Meridian


I finished Cormac McCarthy’s famous western novel “Blood Meridian” about a week ago, mostly reading it on my Amazon Kindle but also on my Kindle iPhone app at the gym. The book is like a punch to the face. Not in a bad way, not at all, but just slightly overwhelming with the strong language, the harsh scenery, the characters, the graphic (literary) violence.

Here is a sample:

Everywhere there were horses down and men scrambling and he saw a man who sat charging his rifle while blood ran from his ears and he saw men with their revolvers disassembled trying to fit the spare loaded cylinders they carried and he saw men kneeling who tilted and clasped their shadows on the ground and he saw men lanced and caught up by the hair and scalped standing and he saw the horses of war trample down the fallen and a little whitefaced pony with one clouded eye leaned out of the murk and snapped at him like a dog and was gone.

Among the wounded some seemed dumb and without understanding and some were pale through the masks of dust and some had fouled themselves or tottered brokenly onto the spears of the savages. Now driving in a wild frieze of headlong horses with eyes walled and teeth cropped and naked riders with clusters of arrows clenched in their jaws and their shields winking in the dust and up the far side of the ruined ranks in a piping of boneflutes and dropping down off the sides of their mounts with one heel hung in the withers strap and their short bows flexing beneath the outstretched necks of the ponies until they had circled the company and cut their ranks in two and then rising up again like funhouse figures, some with nightmare faces painted on their breasts, riding down the unhorsed Saxons and spearing and clubbing them and leaping from their mounts with knives and running about on the ground with peculiar bandylegged trot like creatures driven to alien forms of locomotion and stripping the clothes from the dead and seizing them up by the hair and passing their blades about the skulls of the living and the dead alike and snatching aloft the bloody wigs and hacking and chopping at the naked bodies, ripping off limbs, heads, gutting the strange white torsos and holding up great handfuls of viscera, genitals, some of the savages so slathered up with gore they might have rolled in it like dogs and some who fell upon the dying and sodomized them with loud cries to their fellows.

It is not an easy read, Blood Meridian, but it is well worth the effort as it has some of the most fantastic writing I have ever come across. If you are any way a fan of the Western world or interested in the 1850s in America/Mexico this is pretty much as good as it gets.

If you want to know more about the book you can always check this Wiki page.

Buy Blood Meridian in the Amazon Kindle store

Amazon Kindle


I bought an Amazon Kindle as a birthday gift for myself and I must say it is a fantastic thing. It takes a while to get used to reading on a screen, but since it uses an E ink screen it feels like reading on paper.

Books I have in my Kindle right now:

Blood Meridian – Cormac McCarthy (A classic, reading it right now and enjoying it)
Full Dark, No Stars – Stephen King (Vintage King short stories, a nice read)
Rework – Jason Fried (Best Work/Management book I’ve read)
Fifth Avenue – Christoper Smith (Fast-paced thriller, not exactly great literature but good for the gym)
Shit my Dad Says – Justin Halpern (Funny autobiographical book that evolved out of a twitter account)
Let the Great World Spin – Colum McCann (A literary masterpiece set in 70s New York)
Getting Things Done – David Allen (Some good parts, but far too long)
The Clay Ran Red: Roger Federer vs Rafael Nadal at Roland Garros – Peter Bodo (A collection of tennis related blog pieces)

I also have Kindle for my Mac and my iPhone and they all synchronize perfectly.

#mce_temp_url#Read more and buy the Kindle here.