Bratticus Nobilis

stekareBratticus Nobilis is latin for what we in Sweden call “stekare” (“fryer”) or “brat” as in spoiled child. Bratticus nobilis are usually young guys with gelled hair combed backwards, a plain but expensive shirt, tight trousers, and with their head slightly tilted backwards so as to better look down on others.

They live on champagne and oysters and usually don’t mate outside their breed.
They drive nice cars that their dads pay for and they frequently emit “eeeee”-sounds.

Bratticus Nobilis can be spotted in different parts of Stockholm. Mostly around Stureplan and Lidingö.  There is no risk of them going extinct anytime soon.

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